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Evolution Jokes & Humor

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades.

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's The Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?

"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

If I was an enzyme, I'd be RNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.