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Astronomy and Space Jokes & Humor

There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your tax dollar will go farther.

– Wernher von Braun.

After eating his first meal on the moon, the astronaut reported, "The food was good, but the place lacked atmosphere."

How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space? On flying saucers.

Copernicus' parents: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you?"

Q: What is an astronomical unit?
A: One helluva big apartment.

Why is an astronaut like a football player?
They both want touchdowns!